Late
Night Faith Lessons
Dude,
what is that
what
is what
what
is that thing
what
thing
that
thing fucking staring at me
oh
this little guy
uh,
yeah, that little guy
what's
your problem
it's..creepy
what
no way dude it's baby Buddha
it's
what
baby
Buddha
it's
baby Buddha
Baby
Buddha
why
Buddha,
dude
what
about him
Buddha
is important
No...
What,
yes! Fucking important
Not
to me
Do
you even know about Buddha
I
know a shit ton about Buddha
Yeah
right, dude
Probably
know more about Buddha than you do
No
way, man, no way
Where'd
that thing come from anyway
Some
chick stole it, and then gave it to me at a bar
some
chick gave you Baby Buddha at a bar
yup
and
how do you think real Buddha would feel about that
he'd
feel pretty good about it
what
yeah
man, freedom
freedom?
For
sure, dude, freeeeeeedom. Freedom is actually what Buddha is about
But,
Baby Buddha?
Baby
Buddha is about the same thing as real Buddha
I'm
pretty sure Baby Buddha is about like, peekaboo and pureed green
beans
what
...cuz
he's a baby
but
he's baby Buddha
a
baby's a baby, dude
no
way not buddha
i'm
gonna go ahead and say... yeah, baby. It's a baby. And it's creepy.
And I want it out of our living room.
No
fucking way
yes
way
No
way. We need him.
We
need that creepy statue?
We
get... so, like, out of touch man.
Excuse
me?
We
like, lose it... we like, forget the real deal stuff man... we like,
don't have the hold on things that we could have if we only, if we
only
...if
we gave a shit about a stolen statue of some antiquated religion, you
know this shit is bullshit
what,
no way... have you ever even meditated, dude? That's buddhism man,
it's about clarity, it's about the path to understanding, it's about
this little guy... as a clear symbol of what we need, what we should
be seeking
why
do we need a dumb fucking statue to do-
DO
NOT CALL BABY BUDDHA DUMB
You're
not even Buddhist! Don't you see the problem with this? You think
about a couple new ideas for a couple hours, you read the Wikipedia
about Buddhism and you think that this creepy statue will somehow
show us answers to fucking anything. GUESS WHAT.... this shit, that's
not answers. It's all just someone else's ideas, someone else's rules
that for a lot of different complicated fucked up reasons, people
just kept buying into...we don't need other people's rules, man... we
need to stop getting wasted when we say we're gonna work... we need
quit texting and quit checking facebook and we need to talk to each
other and work out problems and we need to enjoy the time we spend
doing whatever it is we have to fucking do throughout our day and we
DEFINITELY don't need some old ass religion from some far away
country to tell us how to be happy and tell how us to be in touch
with our world cuz guess what... our world is our world. Fuck the
rules other people made up man and fuck whoever the bitch was that
stole this statue and gave it to you. Meditation is bullshit. Nirvana
is bullshit. All the insane forms of Buddha that don't even make any
sense... like he came out of the belly of an elephant... that is
nonsense man, and people will genuinely believe it over and over
because someone is telling them to! It's fucking nonsense and I'm
fucking sick of this shit. I don't want to see that thing. And I dont
want you to tell me that a fucking plastic baby statue is gonna give
me clarity and help me to no lose touch. Fuck that. Fuck you.
Dude,
what the fuck do you know
Not
much, man... but what the fuck does this baby statue know
Well
then just shut the fuck up, okay?
What,
you're gonna take this personal?
I
just really don't think you know as much as you think you know.
Whatever
Well,
then, whatever
You
really keeping this thing out here, dude?
Oh
fuck yeah.
It's
seriously a pretty creepy statue.
Yeah
I know.
You
know?
Oh
yeah, but I kinda think it's important
Ugh,
well, fine then
Fine?
Fine
Really?
Fine.
Niiiiice