Maureen, Brigette, Mack sit in general admission chairs at a strip club
Maureen: Yeah, I do not want to do that
Brigette: uh, no, he's like... really up on her
Mack: Wait so I don't understand, if you go with them
Brigette: You pay them. They take you to that corner.
Mack: And what? You have to pay them?
Maureen: Yeah I guess. Oh guys, look at my boyfriend
Brigette: Not your boyfriend
Maureen: I love him
Brigette: He is dry humping three girls five feet in front of him
Maureen: He's perfect
Mack: Ummm, it's her birthday, yeah her
Maureen: Yeaaaah, it's my birthday
Stripper: well how about you come with me
Maureen: Ummm, I dunno, I
Stripper: well, here, let me show you something (takes her hand along his six pack)
Maureen: (giggles) umm
Stripper: what? (whispers real close) how about you come with... and bring a camera
Brigette: Uh, I don't know, right now... maybe later
Stripper: You'll get your camera later?
Brigette: Uh, yup, yeah
Stripper: Alright honeys, alright
Brigette: I can't fucking handle this
Maureen: I'm having a great time!
Brigette: oh, I'm having a great time
Maureen: HOLY SHIT, did you see what he just did to her? That was awesome holy shit... I haven't been fucked like that in a loooonngg time, maybe never
Mack: I'm just saying, i'm so happy it's your birthday
Brigette: Cuz you just keep dumping off the attention, right?
Mack: Yes. Exactly.
Brigette: It's really too much
Another Stripper approaches
Stripper: the shy one
Brigette: I don't know why you keep saying that man
Stripper: cuz last time I was over here you didn't say a word, and you haven't said a word all night.. you're the shy one
Brigette: I think you're literally the first person in the world to call me that
Stripper: oh, really, well come on, how about we, head over... what's so funny
Brigette: Oh, I just can't stop laughing... this whole thing is funny, it's fucking hilarious
Stripper: um, you're at a strip club, not a fucking comedy show... it's not hilarious
Brigette: Oh, but it is
Stripper: Are you gonna come with me over
Brigette: Over to that creepy lap dance corner full of folding chairs? Uh, no I don't think so
Shots stripper approaches
Stripper: Anyone want shots
Brigette: haha of course you do
Mack: Uh, yeah, hello. Two shots, one for me and one for the birthday girl (hands him a 20)
Stripper: (Sees 20) Oh, a birthday girl, huh? (takes Maureen's hand, takes her to the corner)
Mack: Um, is he gonna bring me change?
Mack: I gave him a 20 for those shots
Brigette: uh, I'm pretty sure you bought that lap dance
Mack: What? I want change!
Brigette: I think that 20 paid for Maureen's current lap dance
Maureen: Man, that guy was not good at his job
Brigette: Mack bought that when she was trying to buy shots
Maureen: haha well it was a waste
Brigette: There's your boyfriend
Brigette: On stage
Maureen: He's beautiful
Brigette: He was cool, though
Maureen: I know!
Brigette: like when he was over here earlier, I totally forgot he was a stripper at all... I thought we were just talking to some cool hot guy
Maureen: That's what I'm saying
Mack: Um, you can not love a stripper
Maureen: And why not?
Mack: Oh god
Brigette: I mean, I'm not gonna say this is like a huge shock to me
Maureen: He's so hot
Maureen's boyfriend approaches, swiftly convinces her to go with him, Mack and Brigette just watch the stage for a while, Maureen returns, pays her boyfriend
Maureen: Now he was good at his job.
Brigette: Oh good
Maureen: I got his number
Mack: Of-fucking-course you did. You can not date a stripper
Maureen: He was like, yeah we have great chemistry, and we live like ten blocks apart... I'm gonna call him
Brigette: You should date a stripper
Maureen: I would
Brigette: Your love knows no boundaries
Maureen: Why would it?
The three sit and watch the show